It first began with a coworker and a sale. We were looking through the Kate Spade sale items at work when we happened upon a Scalloped Wallet that naturally made us squeak, squeal, and skip about.
With a look of concern, (or maybe it was skepticism) our coworker Steve cautiously approached us to see what had caused us to react. He proceeded to ask us what was so great about scalloping? He just couldn’t wrap his mind around it. Peculiarly enough, my guy Mr.S had a similar reaction when I jokingly told him about my future scalloped wedding dress. He just didn’t understand. So for all you guys out there who can’t see the sheer beauty in scalloped details, let me break it down for you.
1. You can dress it up.
2. You can dress it down.
3. You ALWAYS look classy wearing Scallops
4. You can sleep classy.
5. You can step classy.
6. Even your windows have pizzazz.
7. Even your tanlines are glamorous.
8. Have you ever seen a more delicate lamp?
9. A seat fit for a queen.
I didn’t think so.